Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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