seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
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