Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
