I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
