Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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