drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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