we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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