And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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