We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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