Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
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