So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
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