So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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