is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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