If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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