Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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