we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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