i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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