whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
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