As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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