Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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