My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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