If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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