i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Small penises have feelings too.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Randomize
