More tranny stories later!
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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