Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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