I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Your cock deserves a montage
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
Randomize
