will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Randomize
