I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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