Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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