I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
soo... how was my night?
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