i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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