Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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