I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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