The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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