how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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