about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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