So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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