He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Randomize
