if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
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