what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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