He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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