Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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