Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
