This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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