Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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