Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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