How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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