did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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