This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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