And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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