we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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