how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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