Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
Randomize
