Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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