so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Randomize
