yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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