just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Randomize
