i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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